DogeBonk

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This Handsome Bonker Is Making All The Fellas Jealous
Ladies, I think this lil bonkerino is right up your alley when it comes to memes.
Who even is he??
Wow, so Mysterious..
He even took this Guy's Bonkin GF!
I promise on my firstborn son
that I will destroy DogeBonk.

Arthur Hayes
Former CEO of BitMex
What is "Doggy-bonk"??
How does this Mother Bonker keep doing it?
"I heard his parties were the best around."
"Wow he's so cool."
"Sometimes I wake up in the morning all sweaty after having dreams of him trying to hit me over the head with a baseball bat over and over until I spring back and forth in a rubbery cartoony fashion."
Join the Neighborhood Bonkwatch Community!
Help us keep the streets clean from all the dogs and other four-legged animals carrying baseball bats around our homes.

Growing Members
Free Artistic Expression
Competitive Health Benefits
Funny Motivational Memes
Unpaid Janitorial Positions
We'll Replace Your Family
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Why should I care?
Okay so he's successful and RICH
This guy has so much money he literally has a ticket to go to frickin' space!! WTF!!
You can buy those??
How though?

So what do we actually do about it???
This is EVERYTHING We Know About Him:
*based on the last few years of unknown activity from the suspect.

Ethereum Founder Photographed next to Strange Dog
Vitalik was on his way to buy ice cream and was reportedly having business dealings with a dog carrying a large wooden baseball bat.

Retired "Astro-Dog" Returns From Moon Mission
Hero of 2021, the hero dog reports a successful Space mission to "dunk on all those other bitches", at last week's news event.

Elon Musk last seen at Times Square eating Sbarro
Drenched in cheap spaghetti sauce, Tesla spokesperson Elon Musk was pictured running at full speed out of a Sbarro restaurant.
The Cold, Hard
*FACTS:
*personal opinions not based in reality

$250m
Stolen from wealthy elite bankers.
40K
Peak cult numbers during Winter/Spring 2022
1
Cease & Desist Letter
from SXSW Festival
We Deserve The TRUTH
Oh no here comes the sales pitch.
LADIES LOVE DOGEBONK, NOW WITH ZERO CALORIES!
THE BONK JOB:
For the low price of one month's rent payment*, you too can help create a paw-sitive change.
Wow, just imagine it now...
ONE HUNDREDBONKMILLION DOLLARS!!!
0x73C6A7491d0dB90Bdb0060308CDE0F49dfD1D0B0
Universal record shattering volume market cap butthole liquidity going crazy crazy.


you are poor
you need money
losses can be used for tax
write-offs!!
I'm Honestly Ready To Bonk
What's In It For Me??
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